Somewhere in my warehouse app, there’s a text box roomy enough to propose marriage in. It’s rated to hold four characters. The database schema was unambiguous on this point: order […]
“I Blamed the Wrong AI for My Own Bug”
I’ve got two AI assistants writing code with me these days, and it turns out they both learned the exact same excuse in kindergarten: it wasn’t me. Bug number one […]
I Killed a Live Process on Purpose. It Came Back Faster Than I Could Type.
I found a process ID for order #6, and I whacked it. Good and dead. No warning, no graceful shutdown, just: gone. Before I could even confirm it was fully […]
I Dueled a Potion Named Elixir for Four Days. I Won. I’m Still Dazed.
I dueled a potion named Elixir for four days. I won. I’m still dazed, still confused, and fairly sure I’m still under the spell. Turns out “Elixir” is also a […]