I built a route, called it /tickets, and Fastify heard /tickets/tickets. Like the app got so excited about tickets it started stuttering. Pizza! Pizza! The stutter, explained Here’s what’s actually […]
Four Wrong Theories, Three Sessions, One Bug That Was Actually About My Job Search
Four wrong theories. Three sessions. The better part of a full day. That wasn’t my job search. That was one login bug. But it’s exactly the same shape, and by […]
Claude Was the GPS. It Told Me to Turn Left Into a Lake.
Claude was the GPS. Calm, confident, absolutely sure of itself. It told me to turn left into a lake. This was my first Fastify project, and I was leaning on […]
Claude Graded Its Own Report Card. Circled the D. Wrote an A Next to It.
Claude graded its own report card. Circled the D in red pen. Wrote “A” right next to it. Handed it over like nothing happened. Here’s the actual test that grade […]